America’s original 0.0K bridge run is back!

The 2024 Cow Key Channel Bridge Run is organized by Gary @ Southernmost Media & Anna @ The Keys Collection. For questions about the event please email: southernmostmedia@gmail.com

Saturday, May the 4th, 2024

  • Pre-Race Bloody Moo-ary Shirt & Bib Pick Up Party 9 AM - 11:00 AM The Gates Hotel

    Pick up or buy your official shirts and bibs. Enjoy the best bloody moo-ary’s this side of Stock Island. Free parking. Parade the short stroll to the bridge with your fellow cows.

  • Main Event: Costume Judging and The Bridge Run 11 AM - 12:30 PM Heats start at high noon.

    Heats include fastest, slowest, pets and people, ass-backward, and relay. Port-O-Potty available at starting line. Complimentary rum sample at finish line. Parade to Golden Calf Award Ceremony after party when the final heat is complete.

  • After Party & Golden Calf Awards 1 PM-3PM on Sunset Green at 24 North & The Gates Hotel

    Celebrate your victory! Food & Drinks. Moosic & Fun. Golden Calf Award Ceremony at 2:30 PM.

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2024 GOLDEN CALF AWARDS

1st Place - Fastest across the bridge

 

LAST PLACE - (Mo The Sloth Award) Slowest across while maintaining forward motion

 

WARP SPEED AWARD - Best costume in the fastest heat

 

TIMED TRAVELERS AWARD - Winning relay team

 

JABBA & PATEESA MUCHI AWARD -People & Pets Winner

 

4th PLACE - Best May the 4th Be With Moo themed individual

 

MOS EISLEY CANTINA BAND AWARD -Best May the 4th Be With Moo themed group

 

HAN & CHEWBACCA AWARD - Best costume in the Pets & People heat

HERD MENTALITY AWARD - Best costumed relay team

ACOWDEMY AWARD - Best theatrical performance on the bridge

BOCA CHICA BROWN COW - Sexiest costume

THE ANGUS YOUNG AWARD - For a young runner who rocks

 

SPACE AGE BRIDGE RAGE AWARD - To a random crazy person

 

BIG COW TIPPER - Biggest donation to Sheriff’s Animal Farm

 

GOLDEN COW PATTY - Crappiest costume

BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER AWARD - traveled Farthest to Get Here

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