April 2nd, 2017 - High Noon
APRIL 2, 2017 - HIGH NOON
The Prestigious Golden Calf Awards 2017

2016 Winners

1ST PLACE – FASTEST ACROSS 
Blake Lively 
THE WELL DONE AWARD – BEST COSTUME ON FASTEST HEAT
Matt + Connor Wadsworth
SIZZLIN’ STEAKS AWARD – WINNING RELAY TEAM
Golf Club Moovers
DIVINE BOVINES AWARD ​ – BEST COSTUMED RELAY TEAM
Cuban Moogrants
HOT DOG & HAMBURGER AWARD – PETS AND PEOPLE WINNER
Rich Aube
ANIMAL INSTINCT AWARD – BEST COSTUMED PETS AND PEOPLE
LAST PLACE – SLOWEST ACROSS WHILE MAINTAINING FORWARD MOTION
THE MILK CARTEL – BEST COSTUMED GROUP
Moolin Rouge
UDDERLY AWESOME – BEST COSTUMED INDIVIDUAL
Rod
ACOWDEMY AWARD – BEST THEATRICAL PERFORMANCE ON THE BRIDGE
Udder Mayhem
BOCA CHICA BROWN COW – SEXIEST COSTUME
Rebecca
THE ANGUS YOUNG AWARD – FOR A YOUNG RUNNER WHO ROCKS
Christina Boza
MAD COW AWARD – TO A RANDOM CRAZY PERSON
Captain Alex
BIG COW TIPPER – BIGGEST DONATION TO SHERIFF’S ANIMAL FARM
Shipyard
SUPREME LITER (OF MILK)   – BEST REVOMOOOTION THEMED COSTUME
Cindy MacCausland
RAGE AGAINST THE MOOCHINE– BEST REVOMOOOTION THEMED COSTUMED GROUP
​-Moolita

​AFTER PARTY @ Botanical Gardens

  • FULL BAR
  • LIVE MUSIC
  • FOOD TRUCKS
  • AWARD CEREMONY
  • DOOR PRIZES
  • WINE SAMPLES
  • PHOTOS WITH MO THE SLOTH
  • SUGGESTION BOX FOR 2017 THEME
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